Place Publique => Taverne des Empafés => Discussion démarrée par: Ge0J le 15 avril 2014 à 16:57:17

Titre: La blague a gégé
Posté par: Ge0J le 15 avril 2014 à 16:57:17
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Hier j'étais chez Carrefour en train d'acheter un grand sac de croquettes Frolic pour notre chienne et j'étais dans la file pour payer.

Une femme derrière moi me dit : " Vous avez un chien ? "

Sur une impulsion, je lui réponds : «Non, je recommence mon régime Frolic. Encore que je ne devrais pas, vu que la dernière fois, j'ai terminé à l'hôpital. Mais j'ai perdu 25 kilos avant de me réveiller aux soins intensifs avec des tubes partout et une perfusion dans chaque bras.»

À ce moment-là, les yeux commençaient à lui sortir de la tête.
J'ai continué avec mon invention de régime. Je lui dis : « C'est facile et pas cher, il suffit de remplir ses poches avec les croquettes, et d'en manger une ou deux chaque fois que la faim se fait trop sentir » ...

À cet instant, je dois dire que tout le monde dans la file était fasciné par mon histoire.
Je continue : « L'emballage dit que cette nourriture est complète, donc je vais encore essayer. »
Horrifiée, elle me demande:

Quelque chose vous a intoxiqué dans cette nourriture, et c'est pour ça que vous avez terminé à l'hôpital ? »
J'ai répondu:
 « Non, j'étais assis au milieu de la rue en train de me lécher le cul quand une voiture m'a percuté ».
Titre: Re : La blague a gégé
Posté par: 0Connors le 15 avril 2014 à 17:03:10
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